I so feel so good about my perfect hair ringlet on my right side right now. Fuck.
im glad this person is in my life
June 2013
24 posts
im going to complain in a text post now
Normally I don’t do a lot of text posts about my life, but I have to complain right now.
I am in the Waltham public library and i want to punch everyone in the throat.
This is the loudest library I have ever been to in my life. I came here to work on a paper and be productive, but I might as well sit in the road with my computer because that would be a comparable loudness.
There is a guy sitting next to me on his phone. Hey, buddy boy, go outside.
Also the librarian’s voice travels farther than I want to throw her, which is 7 million miles. She has been telling anybody that will listen about one of the broken computers. Just put a sign on it, you don’t have to individually tell every person who tries to sit at it that it’s broken, and explain why it’s broken, and how long until it is fixed, and also talk about how nice it is outside, and your prediction for the next Bruins game, and your personal hopes and dreams.
You’re a librarian. You’re supposed to be quiet.
WORD
another bagel pun
what did one bagel politician do to the other bagel politician?
it started a schmear campaign
do he got a booty
